Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 0:00
This program is brought to you by A to B media partners. Be sure to listen to the After Two Beers podcast on Spotify, apple iTunes, soundcloud Stitcher and Pocket Casts. Also, make sure to visit wwwaftertwobeerscom. Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimika Blair. That's me and the man on the right. It is Michael Puddin Summers. What's going on? Good, oh man, just hanging out. Thought I'd record a podcast see if you guys wanted to hang out.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 0:33
Absolutely, that's a good idea.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 0:37
Yeah, if you first time watching the show. Thanks for hanging out with us or if you're listening to it and basically what we do is we have a couple drinks. The idea is we're hanging out at a bonfire or at the local pub or just a family get together and you have a couple drinks and you talk about stuff that kind of comes up sometimes when you shouldn't. So when the truth comes, out right. And we love each other enough to like not fight about it, at least on air. So right, that's what we are. If you, if you're just cleaning the house or something and you need something to distract you from maybe the kids or whatever, just turn on the podcast and we greatly appreciate it Coming up. Excuse me, in this week's show it's the segment that it's kind of a new thing for us. Am I the asshole? Yes, we hear from a guy that has a sister that he makes sound like just a booger eating moron, like I'm talking about open mouth breather, oh yeah. She announces to the family that she will be homeschooling her children with her husband and the guy drops a pop quiz on her. Nice, that goes over exactly how you think Apparently, it made her cry. I'll add all the details and then we will judge him unmercifully, yes, and determine if he is the asshole. Then we have Ghibler's Giblets yes.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 2:03
You got.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 2:03
Ghiblets prepared. In A to B News we have a few guys that drank too much two different stories and got behind the wheel, and it's funny to me that it's almost always guys. Yeah right, we also got to discuss a nasty Skittle flavor that you have a chance to sign up and win if you're watching this live. You can also try it if you live in three cities, but it's horrible. I almost brought Skittles and the flavor.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 2:38
I was like I don't even know what you're talking about. I already saw this. I'm like this is terrible yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 2:43
All right. And then last one how many relationships in 2023, new relationships with you, two guests that start with a message in someone's DMs?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 2:55
And I want you to each the guess 70%, 70% of all new relationships that.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 3:03
DMs is the way to go, all right, ghibler 55.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 3:07
55. Both of you north of 50.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 3:10
I feel like this price is right, absolutely. I mean, what is it, bob?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 3:14
Everybody has, that, you know.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 3:15
Oh man.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 3:16
All right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 3:18
I will give you the exact details, plus how many relationships have been ruined because of social media.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 3:25
From DMs Right.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 3:29
They started with.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 3:29
DMs.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 3:30
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Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 3:52
We're getting to do this for free finally.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 3:55
So thank you. That's, honestly, all I've ever wanted to do, right? We all have real jobs, you know. If you want to start buying some stickers, though, that will help fill up our refrigerator. We greatly appreciate that. All you got to do is go to aftertubeerscom. Actually, if you go to the webpage, we have a tip jar. For lack of other words, I almost called it a bucket and I would love to need a bucket Put it in the bucket If you go to aftertubeerscom, that's the number two, you can find a tip bucket. You can give us a smallest buck and we would greatly, greatly appreciate it. And also you can find a link to our Patreon page which basically allows you to kind of you can for as little as $3 a month.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 4:43
I mean, we are way cheaper than adopting a kid when we were like I was going to say, should we play the music like in the arms of an angel For only $3? A month you can fill the tummies of these three people with natural light.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 4:57
I just want to. I just want to picture put in a little cage shaking.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 5:05
Empty bear cam.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 5:06
I'm trying to reach out for the beer.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 5:08
Empty, please son.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 5:11
I have another beverage. Can I have some?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 5:13
more.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 5:13
All right. Well, thank you to all our Patreon sponsors and, last and certainly not least, thanks to our buddy, kevin Shook, who, graciously enough, lets us hang out with him, and the East Studio man. This place is awesome. Kevin does a lot of stuff in the community, so if you're looking to do something similar, just reach out to Kevin Global Media Enterprises and he can hook you up with the details on what it would take to get started. I love it now and I got to tell you this like here's the coolest part about working with Kevin is we just show up and sit down.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 5:49
Right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 5:50
And in the past it was hooking up equipment and cutting it, and he sends it to us and it's a great value regardless. If you want to do something like this, so I highly recommend it. I mentioned the stickers. We got five stickers available. Go out and check out those and then, before we go any further, before we jump into the eye of the asshole, I want to bring one thing up. Yes, and this is our chance. I feel like part of what we do really well is take Generation X back down that nostalgia, like on the South Park to member Member Hi member. And the bottom of the eighth. Last night, AJ and I were watching the Cubs Reds, which had a phenomenal outcome as the red one again.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 6:38
Yes.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 6:38
As they marched towards October. Save your money now if you want to go watch them in the series, because it's probably going to happen.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 6:44
It's going to happen. I mean it's almost guaranteed yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 6:48
Well, I'll be honest with you, I ain't worried about saving that money. I'd like to, but anyway, the organ player last night in the bottom of the eighth in Chicago started playing the song Tequila Nice.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 7:01
Oh, in honor of our buddy.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:02
Yeah. And so as I was watching it and I'm listening to it, I told AJ I'm like how cool is that that they're honoring Peeweez, herman or Peeweez.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 7:10
Herman.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 7:11
I wrote out Peeweez, what do? You call it Herman's Peeweez.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:16
We heard the stories about Peeweez, herman, yeah, so it was the scene where he jumped up on the bar and dances on his toes.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 7:24
Yep.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:25
And it's you know. I remember Paul Rubin from lots of films that aren't related to Peeweez.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 7:31
Right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:33
I remember him specifically in the Blues Brothers yeah, he was the waiter, yep. And then he was also in a Cheech and Chong movie.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 7:41
Oh nice, he worked like at a counter yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:44
Like at a lobby.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 7:45
I remember that Like at a hotel.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 7:47
I remember it like a bellboy or something, yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:51
And then you know, he beat up little Peeweez.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 7:56
Special movie theater, you know.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 7:57
I'm shocked that that made such a big deal Right, because I feel like that's what you go to that theater for.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 8:04
Yeah, I mean honestly, who's going to point that out?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 8:06
Yeah, I was there, it's like it's like a rest in somebody going to Chipotle and they had a bowl, kind of like what you're here for. Well, anyway, I and I was reminded by Emily Kimworthy of Big Top Peeweez, which they totally slipped my mind. But I don't, kevin, do you have it? I don't know if we can hear you or not. Yeah, let's. Yeah, I sent this out, and Saturday morning cartoons were just different when we were kids.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 8:36
And this was.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 8:36
This was a theme song that I highly recommend.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 8:39
Peeweez Playhouse.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 8:40
Yes, yes, yeah, you got it, buddy, let's roll with it. Oh Shout, factory Free. Commercial for those guys. All four of you are watching.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 8:52
Now I'm a lure. So are we going to be able to hear it?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 8:59
No, okay, okay. And you know who sang that song. I don't Cindy Opper, really.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 9:06
Yes, that's awesome If you watch him dancing around. He had to be on so much coke, right. That was a good shit.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 9:17
That was back when it was good. Oh my God.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 9:20
And the thing about this series that I remember was how many different things were involved. Like so you had a pinning, do you guys remember pinning?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 9:27
Yeah, and these the cool cats, they were like the jazz club, and you can't forget cherry. Oh, and then, what was the cowboy guy? Oh, that boy Curtis.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 9:39
That was Lawrence first. Burn Lawrence first burn, yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 9:45
And then the fish boat captain was Phil Harman.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 9:48
He was on there for a year.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 9:51
Oh my gosh. I kind of want to go back and rewatch this stuff.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 9:56
Because I forgot about the cow until now. Oh my gosh, I love nostalgia for shit like this, terry Terry.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 10:06
Mekka leka, ha, mekka, ha na ho.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 10:11
Look at this guy. He's clearly on drugs. Shit's in his house is talking to him, yeah.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 10:18
If you ain't on drugs.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 10:20
That's a crazy Saturday night. You know, this was Saturday morning. This is what we woke up to and then what we Would it get canceled today? Oh for sure you know, I don't know that it would I don't know if it was that far out there. No, it's funny because I think, fuck people, I'm starting to realize in life that some of the part of this stuff that makes life easier today really prevents people from enjoying the journey. Yeah, and what I mean by that is like Saturday morning cartoons when I was a kid so I'm 45 years old I was born in the late 70s, so I grew up basically in the 80s.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 10:59
Yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 11:01
And so for me, Saturday morning cartoons was a big deal.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 11:04
That was it. That's what we did.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 11:06
You got up early and went downstairs and watch cartoons or down. I clearly lived in a two story fancy.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 11:14
Just rubbing in her face.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 11:16
Anyway, you go down and you'd watch cartoons and you would see what serials you had to have.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 11:23
This was when there was actually shit in the serial. Yeah, you got your prize.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 11:27
You know, like that's how like our life was so different, like getting a $2 toy at McDonald's or in the back of the serial. That was the shit You'd buy cereal just because they'd have a cool toy in it and the serial sucked ass. And if your family was anything like mine, my mom's, like you're going to eat the rest of that shit.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 11:42
You could get the Mr T serial. That was trash, it's like.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 11:46
Wheaties man, I can hate Wheaties, they're horrible, but every time they had a Michael Jordan calendar.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 11:51
I had to get it. I had the Michael Jordan box of Wheaties.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 11:56
Do you? Yeah, they might be worth something. No, I'm serious, that was 25. Right, well, anyway, saturday morning cartoons was a big damn deal, yeah, and Pee Wee Herman was definitely a part of that. And if you watch the films my favorite do you have a favorite moment? Have you seen it? Even Like?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 12:17
have you seen it Big.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 12:18
Top. No Big Adventure yeah, when he stole the bike.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 12:22
Where he stole. The bike Got stolen. I knew you were going to buy it, my chunk yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 12:26
What is your favorite scene in that? Because I remember mine to, the Mine's going to be large marks the fucking.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 12:31
A-Rite. Yeah, that's a good one.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 12:34
And I also read that they almost cut that scene Really, because you know the whole. The last part was all CGI and in movies that's like the first thing to go.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 12:43
That's crazy. Tell them large marks, Tell them large, large, large cinches.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 12:46
Tell them large, large cinches. I like when he had those glasses and he hit the lights and all the animals were all around him, oh man.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 12:55
Anyway, great movie If you're younger than 35. Yeah, and you haven't seen it. I highly recommend it.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 13:03
Yes, it's so much love to Paul Rubin Thanks for your debut of Tim Burton too. Oh yeah, yeah, he directed it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 13:11
Oh, he did yeah.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 13:12
I did not know that.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 13:14
It's a great movie. Yes, you know, there's so many things when you're a kid and you watch a film like that and you're like man, I'd love to have a bathtub. It was a pool, basically.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 13:22
I would like to have that bike. Yeah, that bike was bad.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 13:27
Oh, all right. Are you guys ready to get the show started?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 13:30
Let's do it All right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 13:32
We're going to jump into the am I the asshole which is going to transition and do our opinions on homeschooling. Nothing could go wrong here.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 13:40
Are we all after two beers at this point? Oh, very much yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 13:45
We do a thing on the show before we get started. Now, gibbler and Ponder came up with it. It's called Mystery Shot and it's basically the worst idea ever. They go into a liquor store and buy eight, 10 shots of the worst single hitters they can find, and there's like one gold jar of a shot apparently, and they're horrible. Tonight we had spicy pickle whiskey, one that tasted like we don't know if it was butter.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 14:12
I don't know if it was butter popcorn or cream soda. I have no idea. It was weird, oh, not good.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 14:17
That's a fine liquor count, and we don't even know the flavor of these things. They're not good Anyway. And we got a malort that Puddin has never tried, and if you have ever tried malort at home, it's not good. You start a car, yeah, bring it in here, let's go ahead and try it.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 14:36
We're going to, oh no.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 14:38
I may have to cut this out for the audio. And do we have anybody watching? Yeah, you have like eight to 10 people. All right, cool, all right. So if, if you're watching the show and we don't see it in your comments, so if you haven't commented yet, that's fine. But malort was something that was introduced to me in Chicago, illinois. Yeah, I think it's like officially the Chicago hard liquor and very little sound. Oh, better, Perfect, ok, it's so. Malort, what's? It's probably 80 proof.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 15:12
Oh, I guarantee more oh it's fucking horrible.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 15:16
So a buddy of ours here, locally named Brad Bales, that's only 70 proof. You're going to put yourself through that torture for only 70 proof alcohol and you want me to get my armpit ready.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 15:26
Yeah, give me some. Y'all ready for this?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 15:29
This is going to be bitter beer face.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 15:34
Jeremy Hanley watching from.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 15:36
Virginia, that's badass.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 15:37
Thank you, Jeremy. Shoot us a personal message with your address and we will shoot you down some of our stickers.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 15:45
Do you feel like you could start a motor with that stuff?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 15:48
Yeah, Did you take it off? No, go ahead, gibbler.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 15:51
No.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 15:53
I've got PTSD from malort.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 15:56
Why does it hit you in the back of the throat? It's right in the back.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 16:00
It tastes a little bit like I don't know nail polish remover or something.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 16:07
Oh my god, it's horrible there.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 16:09
It is there oh darn, I just have to have one little sip of it.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 16:14
It's so bad. It's so bad, oh no.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 16:21
And it's only 70 proof.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 16:23
Who does that to theirself? Oh my god, it tastes like.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 16:27
I don't know if the people watching heard the intro or not, but when we went to Chicago, we're like you're in Chicago, you have to have malort, right. So we're at a bar. It's a nicer bar.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 16:39
I think it's their way of fucking with local or like tourists yeah, tourists.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 16:44
But I actually asked the guy and I was like you guys have malort. And he's like oh yeah, I like you guys. You're trash people like me. He actually did a shot with us.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 16:55
Of malort.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 16:55
Yeah. God, he's clearly, he can't go to Chicago and not have malort.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 17:00
It's terrible, but I guess you can't.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 17:03
It is the worst man. It is so bad it tastes like they collected all of the aerosol pine salt back in the day. And they cut off the bottom and shook the rest of it.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 17:14
I would rather that tastes like pine, but it does not taste anything like pine salt.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 17:18
Oh, it's so gross, anyway. Well, other than that, unless malort wants to sponsor us, and I'll tell you, it's the best damn thing I've ever tasted.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 17:25
I'm saying it'd be the best, all right, anyway, all right, here we go.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 17:28
We're going to start off with our Am I the Ass Holds this week. This is from the guy. It's on Reddit. It's a subgroup. I highly recommend it. And here we go. I'm going to get it out of the way so I don't sound like I'm. I like homeschooling. He basically hates this thing.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 17:46
OK, all right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 17:48
I think it's almost impossible to do correctly. On social and educational development. This is coming from someone that went to a shitty public school, yeah. So my sister was talking about homeschooling her kids and she said her and her husband will teach the daughter Apparently. There's one. My sister and her husband are not the brightest people. Much more physically labor than understanding math. That's like one of the shitiest.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 18:18
He just called him Meathead he did.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 18:21
Oh my god, not the brightest borough, not the sharpest marble in the world. He said I tried to ask if that was a good idea, but she basically said how hard can it be? I mean, teach the kids. So I started quizzing her and these were not hard questions. For example, I asked what a verb is name the planets? And a simple math problem Literally asked her to do division. Are we still good? Keep going? All right, cool, so she could only name a few planets. I'm going to test you right now.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 19:00
No, no, no.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 19:03
This is are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 19:05
Right, you both were like fuck that Dalton.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 19:08
I've been drinking, been lords. That's what I'm saying. We've been dreaming.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 19:12
You're not asking me any kind of questions where I'm supposed to be smart right now.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 19:17
We're going to have to do a pause for the color.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 19:19
She gave the definition right. You're like I have to pee all of a sudden. I didn't realize this was high school week on Jeopardy. Verb is an action word. She gave the definition for an adjective, not a verb. And, yes, ghibli did good. Also just completely wrong with math. It was kind of sad. Apparently it was just basic division, oh wow, ok. I told her the right answer and asked if she can't do it, how will she teach her kid to read or any math? She called me a jerk and left to cry. Her husband is on my ass, but my mom thinks it's a blessing. So the question is to all of you watching Thanks for watching what's a blessing that he talked like the dumb sister out of Talks a sense into her. Right, all right. So the questioning is is this guy an asshole?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 20:07
No. No, I don't think so I think he's a voice of reason for crying out. I am.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 20:12
Yeah, because it's not cheap to do. It's not cheap and who's going to do it? He said the parents are going to do it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 20:20
The mom and the dad.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 20:21
Yeah, who's going to work?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 20:24
Man, you are getting into some of the points I want to bring up Before I give you my opinion on this one the growth in homeschooling in the United States. Aj, do you got these numbers? If you want, I can jump into them. Aj and I were looking at these last night and it is amazing to me. So in 1973, 13,000 kids were homeschooled and in last year and I'm sure this took a spike because of Corona it was 3.1 million kids. 3.1 million kids are now homeschooled. And the reason their homeschooled varies, but the number one reason, 48% of the reason that Safety. No, they believe they can give their children a better education at home.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 21:16
Bullshit. All right, I can see it. Yeah, I got a couple points on that. Oh look, they're all jumping up. Yeah, AJ are you jumping in no.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 21:27
So that's 50%.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 21:28
Yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 21:29
The next 38%. You say safety, Safety, Religious oh wow OK. Yeah. I get that yeah like look at us either.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 21:39
No, I know that Exactly.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 21:42
And you and your public school? No, I mean.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 21:44
I know certain religions. They, a lot of their children, are predominantly homeschooled. Yeah yeah, poor kids.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 21:52
All right. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me get into what my thought process is on this first.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 21:58
All right, that's good.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 22:00
It's fun. I grew up middle class. Ok. My first thought always is exactly what you said how can the parent have the time Like? This clearly shows that these people probably come from means or live with government assistance Right. And I don't mean any. I'm not throwing shade Right, but middle class folks are like you can't afford that I can't quit one of my jobs to do this. Yeah, right.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 22:23
That's why I pay taxes.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 22:25
That's why I think teachers don't get paid enough.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 22:27
Because I had to teach my kids during COVID and I was just like what in the hell?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 22:32
Right.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 22:32
They do math completely different now.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 22:34
Oh yeah, oh, we're going to get into that that's stupid. Oh, I love that you said that. It's honestly, to me when I was reading this, it seems really insulting to teachers in public schools, right, it basically like one of the persons that commented said I guess be one of the people I went to public school.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 22:56
I wasn't going to call you out when I was thinking it, I'm like that's fine.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 23:00
I was homeschooled, one of the people pointed out that people will talk about oh, a lot of times it's a new teacher that they don't know and I'm like, but they were trained and they're qualified and they have a degree in it and you just think you're fucking smart.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 23:18
No, I know better. The world needs a ditch-dicker Right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 23:22
So the second thing and I'm going to jump on you a little bit on this one, gibbler, it's a lot of the reason I think some of these people think, especially when they think they can provide a better education, is they think just because we were taught different decades ago that that was the right way. And if it's the new way, you're like oh, the math is stupid.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 23:43
Oh, it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but that's because you haven't been taught it. No, why can't you just carry the one and add a normal person?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 23:52
No, because maybe Because you're never going to have a calculator in your pocket Putting a five and shit in there.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 23:59
No, I can do it on paper.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 24:04
I just love the attitude that our generation is fucking right and you guys are wrong. The second one is cursive.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 24:11
They don't teach cursive anymore and I love it. That's funnier now.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 24:15
I don't understand why people even have a debate about cursive.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 24:19
I've seen things the other day. Gibbler loves cursive.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 24:21
I love me some cursive. Why do you want?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 24:22
cursive taught.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 24:23
My problem is is that any time that I even try to print, I end up starting out printing and then throw a couple of cursive letters in there. I heard it's a sign of being a psychopath, but whatever.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 24:36
So far check's out Keep going Check's out. So you think we should teach cursive?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 24:42
It doesn't matter either way, because typically nobody writes anymore other than their signature, I still feel like your signature should be in cursive, so that it's a variation of your friends.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 24:55
I got a problem with that anyway.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 24:57
Whatever? Most people are typing, it doesn't matter.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 24:59
Most people's signatures aren't in cursive.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 25:02
It's just fucking lines that are just real lines, right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 25:10
I speak in cursive when I get liquored, all right.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 25:13
It's kind of the same process Absolutely, but no honestly.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 25:16
If people use the signature thing which is funny to me because we're eventually going to get to a point where you hold your thumb, there's already that now. But actually phones have gotten to the point where we don't even need a finger, we just need your face, your eyeball. And you can have glasses on, a hat on a mask on. We're still going to know who. You are Right. And then people are like, well, you won't be able to read the Constitution. You know how you've heard that one.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 25:44
It's on the internet.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 25:45
You can find it in the press, you won't be able to read anything.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 25:47
Well, I mean what's the whole point of reading? It's been wrote out in script, pranted.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 25:53
Everybody makes a variation of it anyway, all right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 25:57
Now and this is the other thing, and I thought about this Like I was taught sex ed in school and I don't even want to have that day with my mom or my dad who's teaching that, even if they're trying to be honest and legitimate. If my dad's like all right, son. First of all, he didn't ever say it like that anyway, you got a winner.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 26:20
Yeah, yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 26:24
It doesn't matter, bud, I'm going to teach you something.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 26:26
Who's going to be your PE coach? Right, I'm not a PE coach.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 26:30
So my next door neighbors I know they don't watch this show they used to have a kid that they homeschooled. They moved to I promise you they don't watch this show and their son was homeschooled and basically homeschooling means I can get all the work done that I'm supposed to get done in about three hours, which basically means everybody else in the neighborhood has to deal with the fact that your kid's homeschooled.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 26:53
Right, because they're on to an all-side.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 26:55
Oh man, he's outside just pounding rocks with a hammer.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 27:00
Maybe that's why he's homeschooled Right and I.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 27:06
That's very true. That's very true. You know, I was convinced that their gym was like hey, go mother yard.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 27:15
I mean it's not a bad thing, yeah, I honestly think when I think of a homeschooled kid.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 27:19
I thought about this last night. I always try to take whatever we're talking about and bring it into something that we can all conceptualize, and I thought homeschooled kids. In my mind I've developed to think that all Bobby Boucher.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 27:32
Right, my mom was it. My mom was it.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 27:35
The reason they ain't got no two of them is because they got so many teeth.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 27:41
Oh, but honestly, the most important thing and I thought about this sincerely, because we make fun on the show and this is our moment of seriousness we haven't even got into the giblets and stories yet when the shit gets real, real.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 27:55
Yes, serious.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 27:57
And I was thinking what is one of the major aspects that you lose by being homeschooled? Social Abs, a fucking loot.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 28:05
But then again, I mean these kids get a break from being bullied all the time too Well welcome to adulthood have you never been bullied as a fucking adult Look at me, look at boss, I got you not have like tears.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 28:16
You didn't get bullied in school, absolutely.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 28:19
I said, look at me.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 28:20
Well, and that's part of my point, first of all, it's called social skills for a reason and one of the things like AJ talks about this all the time where she deals with grad school, set up a camp or whatever Young clunk customers that come in and and a lot of times I think in her mind they're being shitty, but in reality it's. I don't think kids today know really how to communicate effectively, right?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 28:43
with other adults.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 28:45
Right, and I think that's one of the things you lose sight of with homeschooling, because there's I don't know how many times people have said this in their life. They're like I may be up, maybe not the most book smart, but I'm street smart. Right, you don't learn that shit at home, no, you got to get. You got to find out if somebody at school you learn real quick who's who's who you can trust. Yeah, who's full of shit. Yeah, right, if you're getting conned, if you're not getting conned, you got to learn heartbreak common sense is not taught at home. No, how much like you have to go through life and get broke up with a couple times just to learn enough.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 29:25
You have to do this shit every once in a while.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 29:26
Right, you have to deal with it, and then I love my parents to death, but can you imagine never not being around them, like every day? You get up and you just not.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 29:37
Oh, well, I always got sit outside anyway.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 29:44
I just think there is a lot of value in being around kids today and I think that's the only thing that really got me with the, the corona and the COVID deal, because a lot of these kids that needed that social interaction like, honestly, how, how do you learn that you're not the starter? Like there's a value in learning one day very easily. Then there, buddy, apparently the money you pay get you two innings and one it back. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, so all right.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 30:22
That being said, your mother must really care about your education.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 30:31
Even she didn't homeschool her kid because she's like. I love fours, but I can't do with that shit every day. All right, so let's, let's wrap this up. We have two voting for is this guy an asshole? And you both voted no, and I'm gonna tell you right now. This guy is a fucking asshole and I'm gonna tell you why. It was the way, sister.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 30:52
If you can't talk to your sister that way, who can you?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 30:55
it's not the way or what he said. It was the way he said it because he said it exactly how I would have. It's less about me trying to have constructive, like conversation with you, just you being an ass and I'm just gonna like just fucking just show you why it's a bad idea right. Which is the worst way to handle this situation. So yes, he's an asshole, yeah he is.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 31:19
Who knows if Pluto's a damn planet anymore.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 31:22
It wasn't, it wasn't all right name for more you can do for.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 31:27
Venus, mars, saturn.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 31:32
I'm gonna all right close. I said, oh, I thought you were gonna get them all. I was getting. I tell you.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 31:42
I know one of those things that you learn in school, like the letters of the beginning.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 31:49
All right, Well, there you go. I uh, you know, hey, if you need to homeschool your kids because they are getting bullied or something like that. I'm not the substitute teacher you know, and there are things there's special needs and things like that which are very, very important, and behavior problems and things like that. But so there is a time and a place that I think kids Effectively can be homeschooled. But I also think sometimes, when people think 50% think they can give a better education, that's um, you know, do you say that's your doctor? Like I'll go ahead and do this procedure on myself. I think I can do a better job than you. Everybody here locally bad mouths our hospital, which is funny to me. We're a smaller town. I this isn't ER in Chicago.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 32:35
No, they'd rather web MD themselves.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 32:37
Oh, but anyway, like Just the fact that you think you're so much smarter than to you. Anyway, I'm moving on. All right, are you ready for some ghibler's giblets?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 32:48
Oh, let's get some giblets up here. Okay, let's see, let's see, oh Okay, it's that time of year getting super hot, yeah, armpits starting to get a little sweaty and Everything is sweaty, thank God, oh no that armpit smell is actually a genetic thing.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 33:16
Really.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 33:17
Yes. So research at the University of Bristol found that only zero point zero, zero six percent of the Korean population has the ABCC 11 gene. This gene is the cause of armpit odor.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 33:32
So how many was that so?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 33:33
in the. In fact, the study found that most East Asians don't have this gene, but Koreans have the lowest numbers. While this may be surprising to us, it's not big news in Korea, as deodorant isn't commonly even found there.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 33:45
Oh, that's stinky.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 33:48
No, they just don't have a.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 33:50
AJ AJ you. You dated a Korean. You have a child with a Korean.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 33:55
He's half Korean, so I don't know that I was gonna word it like that. I was actually gonna say well, it so happens, I have a Korean child and it's so crazy. So he has this gene, he's been tested genetically and he was little. I don't know that. A lot of people like Eight this growing up, but we served in my household growing up white rice with brown sugar on it. Uh-huh, that's what he smells like when it's wet. It's just brown sugar. Yeah, no, they don't have like a stink, a Stink odor in their armpits.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 34:27
I smell like beer in regret.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 34:31
I smell like onions and garlic.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 34:34
I.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 34:37
Don't smell like chili cheese Fritos oh.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 34:40
You know one thing I have learned that apparently every child in America up until at least 18 that they experiment with deodorant. Oh yeah sometimes they wear it sometimes.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 34:51
Nope, you put that on.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 34:53
I Used to play softball with a girl that like seriously, when I said chili cheese, do chili cheese Fritos? I mean that, because this, this girl I played softball with, that's what her her armpits Mild like chili cheese Fritos. That is what her beo smelled like, and it like gross. I loved chili cheese Fritos and I still kind of do, but every once in a while I'm like nope, I can't do it.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 35:13
No, not gonna.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 35:13
All right, can't do it All right, all right. So there is one little fun fact. Let's see here Volkswagen's. What are they known for? The beetle beetle, you may be the vehicle type. I mean, you said vehicle, even right, but did you know that a lesser-known product that comes out of Volkswagen's factories is curry-versed sausages?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 35:41
what.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 35:42
That should be a sales point for the vehicle, right? We should get a hundred pounds. Right, the whole trunk is full of sausages.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 35:49
Yeah, initially the sausage was made for the factory workers in a remote location. The sausages gained such popularity that they now generate more revenue than the Volkswagen's cars.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 35:59
See, that's what keeps them afloat.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 36:01
I find a side hustle I think it's funny that they made sausages for their factory. Most of you're like man, I'd like a day off.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 36:10
You get the sausage. This is how they're boosting morale, they don't have pizza parties in Germany.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 36:15
They have sausage parties. Oh, they're like.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 36:20
I have a sausage party to you all the time, but nobody ever shows up.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 36:27
We talk about high school again.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 36:32
Did you know that the word burrito means little donkey in Spanish? Burritos originated in the Mexican state of Guanyah Guato, and the first mention of them was in a dictionary in 1895, which described them as a rolled tortilla with meat and other things inside.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 36:51
Well, that makes sense. A burro is a donkey right. And apparently ito means little little.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 36:56
so yeah, just means a little donkey, I've never heard that and I've heard gordo, gordo Rita. Gordita.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 37:05
What's that?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 37:09
I got fed off of a lot of little donkeys.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 37:12
Yeah, but if you were a woman, man, beat them off of the stick.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 37:17
What's true. Mexican show.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 37:23
Go ahead.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 37:29
The donkey shows in Mexico?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 37:31
Yeah what are we talking about? Never mind never mind.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 37:33
Yeah, that's a big burrito let's take a hard left. It did, didn't really drop after we started talking about burritos. No, when she said no Mexicans.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 37:45
I didn't mean it like that.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 37:46
I was saying it's not a Mexican show, donkey show in Mexico, never mind. All right, what's your next one?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 37:56
So one of many reasons I could not be a tennis player. So did you know that tennis players can be fined up to $20,000 for swearing while playing at Wimbledon?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 38:06
Just at Wimbledon.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 38:07
Yeah, probably Wimbledon but no, I guess that, like the, the refs or umpires or whatever they have. I don't know the shit about tennis, but I guess they have to learn cuss words and all of the different languages so that they can like man, they just do that for a party.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 38:22
Yeah, it's kind of like.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 38:23
Short at Augusta.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 38:26
But yeah, they're fine and given a warning. The second time it happens in one match, they may lose a point. On the third they may lose a game. Then, finally, they can lose the whole match if they swear four times.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 38:36
How does Mackinac even?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 38:37
compete. This sounds like Breakfast club. You want to go for a whole month. You want to go for three months.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 38:47
Cuss again All right, all right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 38:49
Thank you Give are you done?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 38:51
I'm done. What do you think?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 38:53
All right, we're gonna go ahead and jump into the a2b news. I don't know where we're at in the progress, but I feel like we're getting pretty far along, so we will keep moving you don't need to pee yet, do you? Know, Are you guys ready for some news? All right you know the the expression is no good deed goes unpunished. Okay, yeah, you know like you try to do something nice for somebody, yeah, and it just blows up in your face. Hold on like a gift from Jokies mirf.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 39:22
I Think about it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 39:24
I was a domestic terrorist. If you look back at the cartoons that we had as a kid, like you know, you had. Pepe Lepu was a rapist, clearly right. Hashtag me too, for sure romantic right, but this guy was literally giving people gifts that exploded in their face and they all laughed about it. You think they beat the shit out of him like? you know, like little smurf soaps. And Unfortunately this happened to a father last week. Not the exploding thing, he was trying to do something nice and involved the lawnmower. Too many daddy pops and a late night urge to mow some grass, oh, man, yeah, I did. A 51 year old dad in Queensland, australia, got a DUI last Sunday while driving his riding mower Through town at one o'clock in the morning. When a cop pulled him over and asked him what he was doing, he said quote I just thought I'd drive this old girl over to mow my daughter's lawn, which sounds really dirty At one in the morning, because normally that'd be a booty call.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 40:32
I feel like that was an excuse of driving to the hub. He's going to the local watering hole.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 40:39
The cops said that 1 am Probably wasn't the best time for that. His chest cam or body cam was running, so there's video of it. A breathalyzer clocked the guy at point one nine. That's more than twice the legal limit here in the US, four times the legal limit in Australia. He's doing court in September facing a drunk driving charge. Now I'm with you. I I didn't realize. Lawnmower beer is an actual thing. Yeah like that expression. So I was looking this up because I'm like how many people have gotten DUIs on lawnmowers?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 41:12
because you hear about it?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 41:13
Oh, you do and there's even craft brews, I'm sure ponder and AJ know of these where they they're literally called lawnmower beers and the idea is you're it's a really like just like a light beer, that you're just out mowing grass and chilling on these beers, something to sip on Right. But I'm with you, gibbler, but I'm a little different. I don't think he's going back to the bar at this point.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 41:36
He's going home.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 41:37
No, he's either going to find some poon or some weed or some Taco Bell. Oh yeah, he's looking for something to soak up the alcohol. Maybe you needed a pack of smokes.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 41:47
I'd like to know, like anybody that works in drive-thrus, like Taco Bell that's late at night has anybody drove a lawn mower through the drive-thru? Oh man Cause like I've actually seen a local guy here driving a lawn mower that's got a hitch on it and a basket back there to the liquor store and puts his beer in the little basket in the back.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 42:09
Hey, if it's got certain signals and lights, man, you can drive it wherever you want.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 42:14
Without having a valid license.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 42:17
Yeah, you don't need that for a mower. Yeah, as long as you're not drunk In that wild. Like you, don't have to have a license to drive, but you can still get a DUI on a lawn mower.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 42:27
Right, it's kind of wild, like then, what do you do?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 42:31
Confiscate their mowers Right.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 42:34
So then, when you get out of jail, are you allowed to go riding a mower again?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 42:37
Yeah, because you don't need a license to ride a mower man, I don't know.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 42:42
I don't know how it works. We got to fix the system.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 42:44
Thanks a lot, joe Biden. Now I thought about this and I realized it's one in the morning, yeah, and thanks to technology today, there is no reason, honestly, to ever leave your house at one in the morning.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 42:57
No, Door to house. There is an app for everything.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 43:00
My mother used to say nothing good happens after one.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 43:03
Yeah, unless it's smashing, smashing eveners.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 43:09
Nothing's open but legs after midnight.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 43:14
When that's what I'm saying there's an app for that.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 43:19
Yeah, apparently it's DMing people. I don't know.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 43:22
It's not FaceTime as much as like head time, but it's not.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 43:25
Yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 43:26
You wait till the back time. Apple's coming out with those VR headsets, and it's just a matter of time. Think I'm swear to God you know like people aren't leaving their house. They're doing everything electronic. They're gonna throw that VR headset on and they're gonna have something. There's gonna be an attachment. I swear to God.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 43:46
Just like demolition man.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 43:47
Exactly, porn controls the world, and I mean this sincerely. It's happened twice when it comes to media. So in the early 80s there was two options Beta Max, beta Max or VHS and Porn decided to go with VHS and VHS took off. Then in the early 90s, it was the same thing, it was Blu-ray and it was what was the other one there was two Laser disk. No laser disk, was this big?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 44:17
thing. Oh yeah, that was early.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 44:20
Yeah, but regardless, Porn picked up and went with Blu-ray. And again, and I'm telling you, the moment those VR comes out, they're gonna come up with a Bluetooth attachment that you can attach to your junk.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 44:32
You shut up telling you right now and you boys are trying to watch the Skin-A-Max and the HBO late night.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 44:39
Only one in Scrambled man You're trying to see it. Do the.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 44:41
Scrambled.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 44:42
We didn't have cable. We were poor growing up, but I had that one channel yeah.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 44:49
Where it was like static even you could still hear it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 44:50
I don't know, man, was that a boob or a? I think?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 44:52
that was a boob man. It might have been an elbow.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 44:54
That's a boob, I think. I heard heavy breathing.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 44:57
Yeah, that came from in the house. Yeah, all right. Well, this got me to thinking. This poor guy he's just going over to Moe's daughter's lawn at one in the morning, right, and all the things that he quote unquote needed could have been solved with an app. So you know, we've been trying to do this like top three kind of thing, top five. The two weeks ago we did it. It went really long. So last week we kind of chilled it out a little bit with. Our last week was the people.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 45:26
Free foods. The small town.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 45:27
Free foods was the first week.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 45:29
Oh, okay.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 45:30
Yeah, duke's a hazard and anyway. So my question to you. I sent it to you guys. I don't send a lot of stuff to Ghibler early because I like that she.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 45:41
I'm more spontaneous.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 45:42
So, but I asked you what are the three apps that you would struggle living life without today? Texted, and so the text app. So I am okay, that's a good one. I didn't pick that one. Yeah, that's a good one, All right.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 45:59
Google, because I gotta make sure that I'm right. Well, and I thought about this.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 46:05
You don't really need an app so much for that, because you, it's the browser.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 46:08
The browser. I thought about that. Yeah, the browser.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 46:13
Apple Maps or Google Maps. I'm gonna say that was one.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 46:17
Actually, waze is probably high on my list, just because it gives you a little bit of an alert when the Pope power.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 46:23
I'm not praying fucking McNally over here.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 46:24
Yeah, my, one of my three was Waze, but it's any type of navigation. I traveled a lot, but that thing is so precise that I don't tell you stuff on the side of the road. Well, and it's all because people are working together, yeah, but I mean, as far as an ETA, I can tell Amanda I'm like I'll be home at 332. And it's plus or minus right within two minutes Right there.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 46:50
It's freaky, even if you have to slow down or stop or stop signs.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 46:56
Oh, you remember going on vacation before this kind of stuff and you'd have to print out the pages of the directions. Yeah, oh, it was sucked and I had a Ram McNally.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 47:05
Yeah, and I'd be willing to.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 47:07
Some of these people that are listening to the show don't even know what the hell a Ram McNally is who the hell's Ram McNally?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 47:12
Who's that cat?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 47:13
All right Ways, I'm good with Another one. What's another one?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 47:19
Oh, what was I thinking earlier? Probably my apps where I could buy games.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 47:24
You're like okay, he likes the games yeah.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 47:27
I picked Spotify. Oh, that's a good one, I picked.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 47:31
Apple Music. So they're the same, the music. We grew up in, a generation where you would literally carry a disk or like a satchel of DVDs and there'd be 50 of them in there and you'd flick, or then you'd have, like my sister thought she was so cool because she had five disc changer and her trunk. So you're like she had bone thugs. You know slick rick.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 47:55
You had MTV, whatever it is.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 47:57
Right, you get five choices. Now, with all the different music app, you can literally listen to any album. Whatever you want, that's the best I remember trying to listen to like the eight at eight on ninety two point nine and trying to record the song yes. On a cassette tape.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 48:13
Record play Right but you got to get. You can't let him talk, so you got to do it right after he stopped talking.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 48:19
Right, Z ninety three, oh, they would hate guys like me now, because we like when I do his show. I'll talk right up into that first word hit Just ruin. You can't make a good mixtape for somebody. Oh man, all right, my other. My third was pay options. I don't like writing checks I struggled even find my checkbook. So many came to me right now like knocked on my door and said we'd give you five hundred thousand dollars if you could find your checkbook in the next eight seconds.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 48:48
See, I normally do that from a computer instead of my phone.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 48:51
That's my point. Well, no, but I love the ability to send money back and forth, because it's just numbers anyway. So that's one of mine. I'd love to hear from people out there.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 49:01
I think that, like here's, my thing is that I work for a bank, so I've seen so much fraud on cash app that I won't use cash app.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 49:09
Right, I heard not much bad stuff about that, yeah.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 49:13
So like there's certain ones where I'm like oh there's, there has actually been a lot of fraud on cash app. There's been a lot of fraud on DoorDash and what was another one here recently. I can't remember, I don't know, but like there's some of the apps where it's like you just want to make sure you're a little more careful.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 49:32
Yeah, like porn hub.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 49:34
Definitely probably.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 49:37
Secret file who's getting?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 49:38
your card information and using the right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 49:42
All right. Moving on to story number two, I told we were talking about the guy with the mower. Well, there was a guy in Salt Lake City that told him to hold his beer. This is freaking crazy to me. This guy is walking along the street, 29 year old, in Salt Lake City, named Michael Martinez, and apparently he had done some day drinking and he decided to break into a Ferrari dealer show.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 50:06
Oh Jesus that sounds like a good idea, yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 50:09
Smart. Last Sunday he got into the showroom by smashing a big glass window with a rock, and then he found a $600,000 Ferrari that was unlocked and he spotted a set of keys in the center console.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 50:22
Are you serious? He was going to steal it. That would be so much fun.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 50:28
I'm in, let's go.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 50:29
I'm in let's go.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 50:32
He apparently drove it through the big glass wall and hit four other Ferraris on his way out. According to police, he cost $100,000 in damage to those four cars. And obviously the Ferrari he stole got banged up too. It's not clear how much damage he caused total. They found him nearby walking away after he had abandoned the Ferrari.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 50:55
I mean, yeah, nobody wants a damaged Ferrari.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 50:58
No, I had my fun, I'm good.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 51:00
And here's my favorite part he told them the whole thing was spur of the moment and then he had been drinking all day. He's facing charges for theft, burglary and property damage.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 51:10
Spur of the moment. I've never thought about that. You know what I've been drinking. Let's go steal a car.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 51:15
That looks like a fun thing to drive.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 51:18
Now, you know it's funny because I think about this as I'm preparing and I think there's only two things in life that I've learned up to this point that you should never rush into. The first is marriage.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 51:28
Right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 51:29
That should be one. I'm just going to be straight up with it. And now I know the second is stealing a Ferrari. That is just not something you do, that's for a moment.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 51:38
You got to make sure it's clear first. You go out there hitting four other.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 51:41
Ferraris. Well, I told AJ. I said here's the thing about it. Right, like you need yourself a good family car, yeah, you know you don't need a Ferrari. You need something that you know. You just take care of it, stabbing a wagon, treat it right, it'll last you forever. You know what I mean.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 51:57
I don't think he was stealing it to keep it, obviously, but like if you were going to go and just be able to have a good time. Get the keys and go, have a just 10 minutes of driving, like the most amazing car. What would it be?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 52:11
Isn't this how Adam Sandler was arrested In the remake of the?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 52:17
longest yard. I don't know if he stole it, but yeah, he was out driving around.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 52:22
Just liquored.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 52:22
Yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 52:23
Yeah, anyway, there you go, buddy. I would make recommended use a little bit more impulse control.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 52:29
All right Street sweep. That's right Street sweep, all right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 52:34
I'm going to go through this one really fast, just to move things along here. There's a new food coming out this week. It's mustard flavored Skittles. Yes, that's right, mustard Flavors.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 52:47
Yellow devil.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 52:48
The yellow devil Are you serious, I love mustard.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 52:52
Yeah, I like mustard.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 52:53
There's a picture of it right, and what this reminded me of is like I love Skittles and people are like, oh man, do you know that's got red number 12. And I'm like, yeah, because that's what's going to kill me. Yeah, right, this late in life.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 53:04
I'm not worried about that.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 53:06
I ain't go lie to you. Every time I go to the doctor, they never have once asked me how to read number 12 as I pass. Unless that's it that sounds like. Unless it's a heroin, I don't think you should be asking. Talking to your every time.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 53:18
I. If I want to hear I'm fat, I just go hang out with my friends. They call me fat on the top. Yeah, that's not your job, doctor.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 53:29
So anyway, I was thinking about it and it reminded me, and like there's sometimes do O's work, so food do O's, yeah, like you think about it better in chocolate Well yeah, I mean that one's kind of different peanut butter and bacon. Oh, that's a different one. I was thinking probably the cream of the crop is chocolate frosties and French fries.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 53:51
Oh those are fantastic, they make no sense that they should go no sense.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 53:55
But, like would you if we had a bowl and I poured the fries into the bowl and then put the frosty on top of it? Like a Sunday, would you eat it?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 54:05
Hell yeah With a fork.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 54:07
I wouldn't that look so crazy.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 54:09
People eat Putin. Is that what it's called?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 54:13
Poutine.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 54:13
Poutine.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 54:14
Poutine.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 54:15
But that's like gravy and cheese, gravy and cheese so yeah, it's like making a con man out of it.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 54:22
I was getting ready to say it's like a KFC bowl, that's a corn and chicken and you're golden.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 54:27
Well, I've got some good news. If you want to try them, between now and mustard day on August 5th, you can sign up for a chance to win a bag at French's dot com. Backslash mustard skittles. Doing it, I did too. I am not going to lie. I already signed up and I hope I win. I want to bring them in here and taste them, so bad, we should. Man, I sometimes, you know, I always think I wish we were like a big podcast that people listen to and we could walk into places. Oh my God, that's those guys and honestly, it's just for shit like this. I just want to try mustard skittles, and I feel like McAfee can make that happen.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 55:01
Oh yeah.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 55:02
You get everything right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 55:04
And I want to do a demolition Derby car. But I don't know how to do that shit, but I feel like Pat McAfee could get that done.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 55:09
Him and Joe Rogan would be on top. Oh my God.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 55:12
That's, I'm just telling you I want to be rich and famous, just so I can try this crazy shit. Right, if you want to try them, they'll actually be handing out samples in three cities Atlanta on July 31st yesterday Sorry you missed it. They'll be in Washington DC tomorrow and they'll be in New York City on August 5th. Now, gross, massive mustard mashups. This is going to be right up Kim's alley Seem to be a go to for French's marketing. A few years ago they did a mustard ice cream, oh no, a mustard beer. And last year they handed out mustard flavored donuts.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 55:47
Oh, I tried.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 55:49
Oh, what if they had mustard skittles with mustard hot dogs or hot dog skittles? I would too. It's like Jelly Belly. Jelly Belly has all the crazy flavors.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 56:01
Don't give them good ideas.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 56:03
No, you know. It just reminds me that there's a lot of things in life that are good, you know, but they're not good together. I love mashed potatoes and I love chocolate cake, but it just wouldn't work. All right, let's jump into our survey question. This came how many people have started new relationships in this generation, especially here, in the last few years dedicated to direct messages on social media? Ghibler, you said 55.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 56:32
55% and put 70.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 56:35
Now I gotta. I'll be straight up with this. I'm going to let you into the fourth dimension a little bit.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 56:41
Okay.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 56:41
The fourth wall Ghibler, not Ghibler. I'm Ghibler and I have never been in a relationship. Aj and I actually started our relationship this method.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 56:50
Yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 56:50
Yeah, she lived in Indianapolis, I heard. I heard about that for a long time.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 56:57
That's a little inside joke.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 57:02
We met that way. In a survey, 47% of people in new relationships say things started for them with a direct message on social media, which shows the huge impact social media has on today's dating.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 57:16
Yeah, so I was close.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 57:18
I get that, but if it's price is right, I was over.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 57:25
Datingcom has the results of the new survey 47% said their relationships began because of one of them decided to shoot their shot. Nice, not the jizm Social media, not that hard. 47 is a lot, though, that's half, that's half, I mean. Think about that Like that basically means that if you're not on the right social media, right then you're going to be just taking things into your own hands.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 57:51
If you know what I mean.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 57:52
You're going to have to be brave and actually talk to somebody, oh that's the thing.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 57:57
72% of people said social media has been a cause of conflict and either their current or previous relationship.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 58:04
Yeah, I think I said 85. Yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 58:06
How many have you? Has it ever been a problem between you and your wife? Never, I don't think so, not one time.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 58:12
8 not that I know of. I hope not gosh.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 58:19
This is always an interesting one, especially as you get into our age. So if you start a new relationship at this point, it's one of those things it's like why are you friends with them? That guy's a dick.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 58:33
Or that girl's a dick. Because, 47% of relationships.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 58:39
I'm gonna tell you right now I've never heard of a guy and I know it happens as soon as I said that I knew I'd fucked up. I know there's probably guys and relationships that tell women you can't be friends with that guy, but it goes in the inverse too, and it's all because of this. People are afraid of social media. I thought I saw a thing the other day and I'm gonna blow the percentage I could make it up and act like I knew what it was but I'm not gonna do that. So many divorces contain the word Facebook. Now, and what?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 59:12
they present to them.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 59:14
Social media. At all states absolutely 79% use social media to hard launch or announce their relationship.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 59:25
Making it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 59:26
Facebook official or.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 59:27
Instagram official.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 59:29
We've done that. 50% admitted to fighting with their partner about having an ex's photo.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 59:37
Still on their Facebook or Instagram pages.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 59:40
Yeah, that's happened for you at H&M Joe, I don't think so. Not one time. Vice versa no, I don't think so. I'm not saying with AJ.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 59:53
If you're a scorned woman, you just go ahead and delete. There's no reason, you ain't tagging me in shit, no mo.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:00:02
It's like you go look at their pictures of them and you're like for two years you didn't really do a whole lot.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:00:09
A lot before.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:00:14
You know it's true. 55% say their partner is often distracted by social media on their cell phone while they're trying to have a conversation with them.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:00:25
That's TikTok yeah.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:00:28
I know this is a problem with ponders, sometimes with Gibbler. Because, I mean no offense. You're on your phone a lot.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:00:36
Oh, I thought you were talking about the other direction because I'll be having a conversation and he's like, look at this shit on Instagram, at least he's trying to share. What does the fox say?
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:00:49
We gotta share that.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:00:52
Oh, and this is a weird one, and this number is high. People won't admit it out loud. 40% of their significant others believe their social media profile is kind of gross, like oh no. Meaning like they talk about shit. 40%.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:01:13
Do what?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:01:16
You ever know two people that are in a relationship and one of them never does anything on TikTok and the other one's like just showing some weird photos. I'm just trying to throw out an example where somebody's like man, I don't like your Facebook posts.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:01:30
You know, no, I don't, it must be younger kids.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:01:36
I do love that Sean Richardson just said, as we're all watching a podcast on Facebook.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:01:41
Yes, sir, anyway, no, thank you Sean, pretty much. You know it's funny to me. I love to build on what Sean's saying. My favorite thing is when people badmouth social media. On social media I hate Facebook. You know it's like texting on your phone while you're driving down the road. How people should put their phones down and wait till they get old. You can't believe his asshole driving in front of me.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:02:09
They're taking a picture of, like the signs of safety on your phone. Now, oh my.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:02:12
God, yeah, exactly right, that's how people are with social media. I think social media can be an absolutely amazing thing in the times of good, but the reality is Jerry Springer was popular for a reason People love drama, they love dirt. Yeah, you know, I've got 2,500 people that are friends of mine on Facebook and if I send out a meme, you'd think 2,500 would like it.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:02:39
No no, like 30, 30, which means the others, the others are looking at him like look at this guy, oh my God are you trying to measure the length of your penis based upon social media?
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:02:53
No. That's sort of a guy I'm joking. Oh, this is.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:02:58
I guarantee you, this is a big deal, especially for preteens.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:03:01
How many followers you got, how many likes you get on that.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:03:05
You know what, though? It was really fun when we had our likes, when we had before, we got Zuckerberg'd. Yeah, we got Zuckerberg'd.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:03:14
You know, and that's the thing, like we had one meme which I thought I'm always convinced that every now and then I post a meme that's going to get us taken off again, and it was the one about the guy who showed a picture of somebody throwing the plastic bottle out. And it says I do this. And then it showed a chain gang. It said so, your baby daddy can do this, so he's picking it up, and it took off like gangbusters.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:03:38
Over a million people. It was like old times.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:03:43
Yeah, yeah, you know, making the world, yeah well, thanks, puddin.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:03:46
You are the missing ingredient.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:03:48
I'm trying to help.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:03:49
Yeah, you know, it's like when Bill Cosby came out with Puddin Pops.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:03:53
I was going to say he's the frosty door fries.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:03:55
He's the roofie pops.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:03:57
With the roofie pops. Oh, that's funny. All right, well, thanks again. I think we're going to wrap it up here. We've been at this for about an hour and I hope you've enjoyed the show. Thanks for sticking around with this. I haven't had a chance to really observe a lot of the comments, but I see. Kobe Litton, jeremy Hanley, sean Richardson. Thank you all for watching this. We greatly, greatly appreciate it. Debbie Woods, burdette, love Debbie, good people, tim Kendall that's your brother, right? That's kind of cool. Thanks for being here. Buddy, I tell people all the time if you'd like to come in, by all means, do we really mean that? Yeah, sincerely, come on now. I'm thinking about trying to approach a local business that will allow us to do it, maybe like once a month. Oh, that would be great. I don't wish this on Kevin to try to hook all this up every day, every week, but we used to do live ones with the shit pan and it was a lot of fun.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:04:53
It was a blast for you.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:04:56
Hey, I got to ask some random questions too.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:04:58
You gave us all the questions.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:05:00
It was wild man, you have no idea. I can't wait for somebody else to face that shit pan. Yeah, anyway, all right. Again, if you can check us out on all those major social media pages really, we're the most active in Facebook. If you're watching this live, you can listen to us on iTunes and Spotify. Make sure you go to aftertubeerscom that's the number two. You can find links to give us a tip. If you thought the show was good tonight, give us a dollar. If you liked it, give us five. If you thought it sucked, I like what you did there. Actually, maybe it's the other way around, I don't know. Whichever produces more money, buy some stickers. We'd greatly appreciate that. If you're here local, I'll deliver it to you for free and I'll probably take the money you gave me and buy you a beer with it or a shot or something. I just love seeing the stickers everywhere. It's so cool to me.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:05:55
I got them on the back of my car. Oh, I love it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:05:57
I absolutely love it. It's just goofy to me Also. We got signed up. This is probably thankful to mostly Debbie Burdett and our buddy Josh Morrison. They were throwing stars at us and I never knew what stars meant. What is it? Well, apparently it's a way for somebody to give us a tip without going to aftertubeerscom. Oh, wow, okay and against. I don't even know how we got through Facebook Send me a message this week and said if you send us stars, we could start getting paid on it. I don't know how much it means. It's probably like eight cents compared to what like a lot of people get, but that's something you can help us out with.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:06:36
Yeah, does that work, do it.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:06:39
I think that's it.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:06:40
Is that it?
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:06:40
I think so. Thanks again to our buddy Kevin, thanks to our Patreon sponsors. Thank you, Zach, Thank you everybody, thanks to AJ and Ponder JP. Jp was giving us some instructions tonight. It was like a 1970s car race when he was telling us what gears to run in and shit. But it was fun. It actually helped. I actually. I enjoyed it. All right, I think we're done. That's it, shut it out. Thanks again to Puddin and Gibbler for hanging out with this and doing that with us. We are us.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:07:14
We are us.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:07:14
Yeah, the Mallort's kicking in, the Mallort, the Mallort. But you know I guess you say it every week. Yeah, it's without question the most important thing we say at the end of every one of these shows, and I mean this sincerely from the bottom of my heart, and I know they all support me and everybody in there does too. You know, if you see someone out there that's struggling, they probably are. Most people are too got too much pride to admit they have any type of just, you know they're in the dumps, man.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:07:48
And it's legit.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:07:49
It sucks sometimes it does Sucks all the time. Life's fucking hard, it's life Right, and if you see someone out there that maybe you know that's one thing about social media is you can kind of get a glimpse into somebody that may be struggling, that at one time in your life may have meant something very important to you and hopefully they still do and that's a person that you probably just need to reach out to Drop them. When I am, you're not trying to date them maybe.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:08:16
It's not a 50% of the.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:08:17
DMs Right, especially if they're the opposite sex and they're married.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:08:22
Don't start it off with a beautiful Right Right.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:08:27
Or just hello question mark. But in all seriousness, you know what we all face? A lot of shit and life is it's progressively harder, and so if you see someone you think is struggling they probably are, just reach out to them, tell them you love them, tell them you appreciate them, just ask them how their week was, maybe ask them out to have a beer, or maybe invite them down here to watch the podcast You'd be surprised.
Michael "Puddin" Summers: 1:08:49
Come on down.
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 1:08:50
How something so small might mean the absolute world to somebody.
Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 1:08:54
All right, I guess without further ado, mr Puddin Ghibler we will talk to them all next week After two beers. What does the box say? I'm going to get on up now. I'm going to get on up.