Dutch Daulton: 0:00
This program is brought to you by A to B media partners. Be sure to listen to the After Two Beers podcast on Spotify, apple iTunes, soundcloud Stitcher and Pocket Casts. Also, make sure to visit wwwaftertubeerscom. Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kim and Giblur.
Kimi Gibbler: 0:26
That's me.
Dutch Daulton: 0:27
Giblur. We got a special show today.
Kimi Gibbler: 0:29
Yes, we do.
Dutch Daulton: 0:29
We haven't done this in like years, we're recording at an establishment that sells alcohol. This is what we used to do. This was our deal back in the day, really. Yeah, this is how we got started. We're at the 9-Eleven Tavern in downtown Richmond and we're being joined by I don't know how else to describe you other than TikTok stars. Like, seriously, like if there is a Hall of Fame built one day for TikTok, you guys will be in there for sure. And that is Blood and Vampira. Now, that's not obviously your real names, but we'll keep to that. I mean, that isn't on your birth certificate or anything, is it?
Blood: 1:03
You never know.
Dutch Daulton: 1:07
Well, i'm going to tell you we'll get to you guys later. We're going to do an interview. We want you to join in with us on After Two Beers. Don't worry, i admire the hell out of you guys And I think you're true to yourselves and you enjoy what you do, and that's kick-ass in my book. So we're going to be. It's nothing but positives today. All right, all right. So what we are, we are, after Two Beers, basically what Giblur and I do. We have a couple drinks And then we typically talk about things that you would talk about at a bar, like the four of us are just hanging out.
Blood: 1:38
All right.
Dutch Daulton: 1:39
And we do the beer for us because we feel like it takes the muffler off. You have a tendency to be a little bit more real, a little more live, And for the listeners it's a little bit more funny that way.
Kimi Gibbler: 1:51
All right, that's what.
Dutch Daulton: 1:52
I'm talking about. Hopefully they're drinking, so they think that's really funny And that's what we encourage our listeners to do is get a couple drinks in you, because it helps make us more funny too.
Blood: 2:01
So exactly you know.
Dutch Daulton: 2:04
A drunk crowd is a good crowd for a moment. If you get a chance, make sure you check out AfterTwoBeerscom. You can find links to our past episodes. You can also find links to some of the interviews we've done, And there's a very important button on that page. What is it? Giblur?
Kimi Gibbler: 2:20
That's the Patreon button.
Dutch Daulton: 2:22
What does that do?
Kimi Gibbler: 2:23
So if you click that, then you get to help fund us, help keep this show going. put a little beer in our cup, Yeah.
Dutch Daulton: 2:31
It's basically a tip jar. You guys have Patreon, yes, and we'll talk about that later. For sure, we want to make sure we plug all your stuff. But you guys like Patreon? Yes, yeah, very cool, we'll recommend you. We'll post all your stuff on our pages too. So if you get a chance, check these guys out. We also want to make sure we thank 9-Eleven Tavern for allowing us to be here today. Oh, most definitely. And thank you to all of our Patreon sponsors, and I'm sure you guys want to thank yours Of course, thank you.
Blood: 3:00
Thank you to each and every one of our sponsors out there on Patreon. We love you. We must love too, y'all.
Dutch Daulton: 3:05
That's awesome, buddy. And also, lastly, and arguably most importantly, thank you to our buddy, Kevin Schuch, who, a part of Global Media Enterprises, allows us to set this up and got us together.
Blood: 3:19
Yes.
Dutch Daulton: 3:20
And. I'm excited, i'm excited, all right, so we're going to jump into what we typically do. We have some. We started this new segment called Am I the Asshole, and we find something on Reddit and we read it off and people listen to it, and then we determine because for some reason we think our opinions matter. we determine whether or not we think they're the asshole.
Blood: 3:43
Okay.
Dutch Daulton: 3:44
So we're not doing that today, i'm just plugging it. I'm hoping I'm going to get what we call on media, like some pullover from some of your listeners. That would be cool, yeah, but what we will do today is basically what we've done from the beginning is, again, it's like sitting at a bar. We're just going to talk about some funny news stories, all right, all right, and so I found three stories that I thought would be interesting fodder to talk about as we're sitting around drinking beers at a bar. All right, and I'd love to get everybody else in on this too. If you've got comments, i'd love to hear them. All right, here's our first one. This is one in eight men under the age of 35 have admitted to bringing condoms to a funeral.
Kimi Gibbler: 4:34
Didn't they do something on wedding crashes?
Blood: 4:36
I like the funeral crashers as well.
Dutch Daulton: 4:39
Oh my God, i love the upbeat. can do attitude about like you just never know. and safety is important part of life. Yeah, i mean.
Kimi Gibbler: 4:51
One in eight.
Dutch Daulton: 4:52
Okay, would that be the definition of morning, would Oh?
Kimi Gibbler: 5:00
Man, that's a good one. Yeah, let's think of that.
Dutch Daulton: 5:03
I actually read it somewhere. I can't take credit for it. At least I'm not that guy. In a less morbid stat, about one in four millennials say they brought protection to their high school reunion. What do they do at reunions that I didn't do, yeah.
Blood: 5:18
I've never been to a reunion is yeah, are you gonna go do pull an orgy?
Dutch Daulton: 5:22
That's exactly what I was thinking. Boy, these millennials aren't so bad. Maybe, after all, you think they do it in the cafeteria. I don't know. I'm gonna tell you.
Blood: 5:39
It's all right, i wanted to join that class when I was in school.
Dutch Daulton: 5:47
All right, here's another story, our second story here, and this one's very, very important to the world, and researchers at New York University did a study to figure out what people think are the perfect boobs, and They found that being symmetrical doesn't really matter that much. In other words, perfect boobs actually have some imperfections.
Kimi Gibbler: 6:09
Okay.
Dutch Daulton: 6:10
Yeah, so all right. Yeah over a thousand men and women were shown photos of 25 different sets of knockers And had to rate how attractive they were. Researchers took the first five or took the top five with the best ratings. Combine them into one image to show what perfect There's perfect, perfect, perfect perfect perfect boobs supposedly look like. Not surprisingly, they're fairly perky, but not huge. That is. This is the funniest story. I've ever read this. I can't believe that universities are like.
Kimi Gibbler: 6:44
We got to study this hey, they're like, we've seen one, we want to see them all right the study describes them as moderately sized.
Dutch Daulton: 6:52
Now the funny thing to me is and I'm picturing like, depending on the age of the guy that was was doing this, i got to feel like every time they showed him a new picture He went Oh yeah, those are the best.
Kimi Gibbler: 7:05
Every single.
Blood: 7:07
But then again, but it didn't again. All depending on what, what their age is, because Men have different taste in boobs. That's the whole point.
Dutch Daulton: 7:17
Yeah, and they they also asked women, which honestly I think women could admire women not, you know? I mean, we're talking about some really interesting stuff. That's not what I'm trying to say, but you know what I'm trying to say. They can admire beauty in this, in the form.
Kimi Gibbler: 7:37
Let me give you some insight. Some of us women have been jealous of some of our friends boobs because you know. There you go you know what I mean. Where it's like man. Why are there so much better than my? yeah?
Blood: 7:46
Well, i mean, bams got some nice ones. I will say look.
Kimi Gibbler: 7:54
I think if I was in that study, yes, won't it.
Blood: 7:57
He said.
Dutch Daulton: 8:01
Oh, my god, don't flat. That's when you like flash people by pulling up the bottom of your dress.
Blood: 8:05
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton: 8:12
I think this would have been the one time you'd actually want to do the test as a guy like you're at the eye doctor. It's like one or two, one or two.
Blood: 8:25
Let me see three as well?
Kimi Gibbler: 8:28
Do you think that every time they like, like were they just like flashing, or they were just like Oh?
Dutch Daulton: 8:33
I just, i'm just pitching them, sitting around like with a pen and paper, just go, mmm, i like the color. I like the color. the size is quite nice.
Kimi Gibbler: 8:41
What would you look at that?
Dutch Daulton: 8:42
nip, look at that and didn't bring her a game on that left nip. I think, her brown, pinker brown. I Love this show. All right, here's our third and final story, and it evolves condoms again This is man, you know what, in the ringers today?
Kimi Gibbler: 9:03
I did.
Dutch Daulton: 9:04
I tried to find something I thought your audience would also enjoy well, you try to come in and be safe, right, exactly.
Blood: 9:10
You know what I read a room.
Dutch Daulton: 9:12
That's what you gotta do as an entertainer. An 85 year old man in Japan got arrested last Sunday. This is true for trying to steal two packs of condoms from a convenience store.
Kimi Gibbler: 9:26
He needed it for protection.
Dutch Daulton: 9:28
You know, what something.
Kimi Gibbler: 9:30
You're probably gone soon.
Dutch Daulton: 9:31
Anyway, I'm gonna tell you right now. That's not what this is about. This dudes in old school Japanese pimp. I'm not letting a female lock me down for the next two years, He's like. I sure how long gonna be around, but I ain't paying for no kitty care.
Blood: 9:50
That's exactly what this guy did well. On an off note, speaking of kitty care, have you heard that Al Pacino is 83 years old?
Dutch Daulton: 10:00
Yes, expecting a kid.
Kimi Gibbler: 10:02
Yes, I mean. I mean I Think it's like a seventh, but man alive, That's I.
Blood: 10:10
Mean I feel sorry for the kid. I mean I really do. He's not gonna know his dad very long.
Dutch Daulton: 10:14
No, you know, I gotta be honest with him. I'm being serious when you first grabbed that microphone and said Let me tell you about kitty care? and I'm like oh shit, Blood in my pocket.
Kimi Gibbler: 10:27
Different route. I thought he meant like KITT.
Dutch Daulton: 10:39
We're gonna go ahead and jump into the interview section. That's what after two beers is. We're just hanging out drinking and having a good time. Now I this is all about you, this next part, and this is the part I'm sure everybody here is actually interested to hear but Introduce yourselves. Talk about how you got started, how many followers you have, how many views you've had. It's amazing.
Blood: 11:00
You want to say okay, you always go, go, go. All right, i am blood. I am one half of vampire dot 9 1 0 on tic-tac. My beautiful wife is. She is the vampire. We got started in the cobit when cobit broke out and I was still streaming on YouTube at the time. What were you streaming? I did grow streams To help people grow their channels to get help and stuff like that. That's what I used to do and YouTube wasn't cut man. They changed so many rules over there and My wife decided to step away from tick or step away from YouTube, and She found tick top. Well, my wife Decided to put us for you videos up, for I'm gonna say within about a week. See, she posted a video of her dancing to pour some sugar on me and Views skyrocketed. I think she got over 500,000 views with like a week. We've been on her while she was on there.
Dutch Daulton: 12:11
So this is all your idea.
Blood: 12:12
Yes, you're just eye candy. I'm my barf, i'm my barf, so so was that your first video?
Dutch Daulton: 12:23
then was the ported pour some sugar on me. But was that the first one that took off this? and so it was just. What were you when you came up with these ideas? Were you just trying to have fun or, in the back of your mind, did you think I think people are gonna enjoy these? No, actually, i would just have fun. That's awesome.
Kimi Gibbler: 12:41
Everybody's stuck in the house at this point and they're just like trying to.
Dutch Daulton: 12:46
So what was the very fun, what was the very first video?
Blood: 12:50
Oh.
Dutch Daulton: 12:51
I know that one Yeah.
Blood: 12:57
I. They requested me to sing a song to them, as I'm delivering food.
Kimi Gibbler: 13:02
Do you?
Blood: 13:02
know what that song was. I was like oh my god, i'm ordering door-dash And help you leave.
Kimi Gibbler: 13:11
I'm not gonna be honest with you man, i love you and I think you guys are doing amazing things, but you talking about dripping ball sweat as you hand me my food is.
Dutch Daulton: 13:20
Don't make me want to eat what's in that bag. I am not gonna be honest with you, man. I love you and I think you guys are doing amazing things, but you talking about dripping ball sweat as you hand me.
Kimi Gibbler: 13:29
My food is Don't make me want to eat what's in that bag. I am not happy anymore.
Dutch Daulton: 13:38
So, how many followers do you have now?
Blood: 13:41
we have 429,000, point three or four hundred. Do you track it daily? Yeah, yeah, i would too So over 425,000 29, 20 yeah over. Yeah, i just sorry round in it.
Dutch Daulton: 13:58
I am a TV radio. He's like point three Point four.
Blood: 14:04
Let me check. I'm a number guy, i am.
Dutch Daulton: 14:09
Oh, I love it. It's. How many views have you had? I?
Blood: 14:12
Think our most viral one that we've had went 4.6 million views. That was ariospeed wagon, I believe.
Kimi Gibbler: 14:23
Oh.
Blood: 14:25
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton: 14:27
Yeah, well, I'll tell you number of views.
Blood: 14:29
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton: 14:31
Millions, oh, I mean hundreds of millions. I think I looked it up one time and you guys are already over 250 million quarter billion views. Damn, think about that.
Kimi Gibbler: 14:41
How many? how many videos are you posting a week? Would you say five, five.
Blood: 14:46
We do one a day.
Kimi Gibbler: 14:47
Okay.
Blood: 14:47
We used to do six a day. Six a day, dude, i kid you not. we used to get up at 11 pm, get up and not get done, and till videos till like 7 am In the morning.
Kimi Gibbler: 15:02
Oh, my god, oh, so you did them all at night.
Blood: 15:03
Yeah, okay and then we post them in the morning and be like It's you go, you ready to some more?
Kimi Gibbler: 15:10
Oh no, that had to be a rush. It really did especially when people are just starting to love it. Yeah yeah.
Dutch Daulton: 15:19
It felt good It did. Are there songs you've done more than once? Yes, what's your most popular song?
Blood: 15:28
Yeah, guns and roses is really famous for that one, that video. They didn't go viral but it should have it only hit 600,000 views only. Forbaster only only 600,000.
Dutch Daulton: 15:46
Now I can, i gotta ask, and I don't mean this in an any weird way. How many wardrobe malfunctions have there been into recording? Have you ever had to say, cut baby or boobies out? We got to stop you. No, No, but what?
Blood: 16:01
we have, we, oh, i'm going to retell them. the other night We was recording at the hospital, okay, and Vette was wearing a mini skirt and she decided to do black velvet. Her whole panties was open.
Dutch Daulton: 16:23
I mean, they seen it all.
Blood: 16:25
And she's like no, no, no, god, god, no, no, you know, don't post that, Redo, redo. So we had to redo it and instead of filming her straight on, where God and everybody could see what she had, we had to move over just a little bit. I mean it didn't do justice for the video like it did head on, but you know we got to adjust. You should do a blur technique.
Dutch Daulton: 16:52
That would be hilarious. Like make it look like it was nothing there, but blur it out. Oh my God, that'd be the greatest video ever. Hell yeah, man, come on get your tits out. I gotta tell you you should be marketing your spaghetti straps, because whatever those things are made out of, i mean, you can tell above Steel.
Blood: 17:19
Did you see the wobble baby video?
Dutch Daulton: 17:20
we did. I've seen so many of them. I have not seen all of them.
Blood: 17:23
She did it in this skirt and she was wobbling all the way down the street and I don't see how in the hell the dessert did not fall down. You were hoping for it. I was hoping I was crying. Please, God.
Dutch Daulton: 17:37
He never loved gravity so much. I'm telling you, man, do you have your next video already played, Like how far in advance do you plan these things?
Blood: 17:46
Random spot.
Dutch Daulton: 17:47
Do you really? Yeah, you just like random music and then yeah, do you ever go.
Kimi Gibbler: 17:52
Ooh, i know what costume would go better with this, yes, okay, yes, that's me, is that?
Dutch Daulton: 17:57
your biggest budget Is costumes and accessories and whatnot.
Blood: 18:03
Yes, you used to see our basement.
Dutch Daulton: 18:06
Yeah, it is.
Blood: 18:07
There's nothing but costumes.
Dutch Daulton: 18:09
Yeah, now I gotta know I mean, you've got tons and tons of people that follow you on the regular What's some of the weird shit they've asked you to do? I'm gonna ask them to wear my underwear for a break and ship them down.
Kimi Gibbler: 18:23
What? Yes, you know what have been hilarious is.
Dutch Daulton: 18:27
You should have let him wear them and then ship those. That's it.
Blood: 18:37
I'm gonna do that next time.
Dutch Daulton: 18:39
Jokes on them, you get $1,000. That's right. He's sniffing his underwear.
Blood: 18:47
Little does he know I don't wear any.
Dutch Daulton: 18:51
I think it's genius, anything else.
Blood: 18:55
She gets asked to see her titties all the time. A lot, yeah, instagram.
Dutch Daulton: 19:01
Me too. It's horrible, I know right. I wish people would disrespect us for being beautiful.
Blood: 19:05
I know right, i know I mean damn, i'm supporting an A cup here, you know. But I thought about starting to normally. Fans Hear me out, hear me out.
Kimi Gibbler: 19:17
Hear me out immediately.
Blood: 19:21
I know you'd have a remark. We thought about starting to. normally fans, all right, and when they asked to see her boobs, put our dog titties on there, hey, whatever it takes man Gotta make the ends meet. I want to see that vagina Come here star.
Dutch Daulton: 19:40
I'm not gonna lie. Maybe puke a little Thinking of you like trying to model your dog's netheries.
Blood: 19:48
I'm gonna do it on the internet, Oh man. That's why I'm telling you I'm wearing my coat.
Dutch Daulton: 19:55
Well, I'm gonna tell you. First, before we go, what do you guys want to promote? I know you got New Merch at Black Dog Printing. It's a great company here in Richmond. John Bartoff has been on our show recently and he's a good guy for us. And you guys tell us what you got going on.
Blood: 20:16
Why do you always point at me?
Dutch Daulton: 20:17
like go ahead, Talk Talk.
Blood: 20:19
I'm shy. Anyway, I'm gonna get it after you know it.
Dutch Daulton: 20:23
Yeah, you like it.
Blood: 20:26
You're what Oh?
Kimi Gibbler: 20:27
my God, she's gonna hit you with a slipper.
Blood: 20:30
I'm scared. Okay. so, first and foremost, our TikTok vampire.910. We have a lot of stuff on there for everybody. you know comedy, tiered zerkers, just good clean videos, except when she shows her panties. But then we have a Facebook fan page. It's called Blood and Vampire. It's all one word. It's on Facebook. We have about a little over 5,000 followers. Let's see her Instagram. her Instagram is vampire in 1971, i believe. Okay, let's see. We also have a Patreon One of you guys for our podcasts, which is patreoncom backslash vampire at 910. So that's about all And what shirts.
Dutch Daulton: 21:29
you said you got shirts now Yeah we got brand new ones here. And they're at Black Dog Printing here on 9th right Yeah.
Blood: 21:36
What do you?
Dutch Daulton: 21:36
guys offer Like what kind of merch?
Blood: 21:38
Uh shirts, uh phones.
Kimi Gibbler: 21:42
My favorite $10 a piece, by the way.
Blood: 21:44
That's right, $10.
Dutch Daulton: 21:45
Do you have a set?
Blood: 21:47
Yeah, we do, we'll have to get a set of those.
Dutch Daulton: 21:52
Is it your face on them? No, oh, that would be amazing.
Blood: 21:58
We go grab some phones.
Dutch Daulton: 22:01
There's something you never hear in this bar.
Blood: 22:03
Yeah, grab us some phones.
Dutch Daulton: 22:04
Grab us some phones, you should just be on the front of it doing this.
Kimi Gibbler: 22:11
Or like this There, it is There you go There they are.
Blood: 22:16
There's your some phones.
Dutch Daulton: 22:19
Well, don't throw them everywhere, yeah this is high quality.
Kimi Gibbler: 22:22
I mean they're gonna hit the floor at some point.
Dutch Daulton: 22:25
It's Amanda's birthday. She might be going home with a pair. Well, you know what we're gonna wrap up here, but I'm gonna tell the two of you that I Love tiktok. I know people are really weird about it. I know Montana, i believe it is they're trying to get rid of it Completely there. They're not allowing people to even use tiktok anymore. But what tiktok, in my opinion, did was it built a lot of comedians that would have never had an opportunity to get exposure, a lot of character comedians like your friend. Trailer-chash Tammy love her.
Blood: 22:58
She's an amazing lady.
Dutch Daulton: 22:59
She, you know, you look at a guy like a Ron Sexton, who's Oh, the guy on Bob and Tom. Help me out here. Why am I drawing up?
Kimi Gibbler: 23:10
Donnie Baker. Donnie Baker, yes.
Dutch Daulton: 23:12
Those it's developing characters and string true to those care and people love them for that. Yes and and it's like an SNL character. It's just your one thing and you guys Figured out real quick Maybe it was you young lady of what it took and you guys are legit comedians, your character comedians, and you put out new content and I think you should be applauded as such.
Blood: 23:34
Oh, thank you.
Dutch Daulton: 23:35
Yeah, and I mean that because you know you're doing it to have fun, But at the same time you're doing an important job. I'm gonna tell you whether people think they're laughing at you. They're laughing with you because you guys know what you're doing and you put a lot of entertainment in people's eyes Over the a few years that people struggle through. So I think you should be applauded for that. And You guys are bringing economy in. You know you're bringing money into this local economy by These types of I mean as goofy as it looks, it's true people buy this right. That puts money in john's About pocketbook. It puts money in your pocketbook. I think you should be applauded for what you guys are doing.
Blood: 24:12
Well, thank you. Yeah, we don't. We also have done charities. Do you remember um seara burton who got?
Dutch Daulton: 24:19
shot Yeah.
Blood: 24:22
We, we heard about it and I got. We got up and did a live stream of benefits just for her And in one night we raised eight hundred and fifty dollars for her.
Kimi Gibbler: 24:32
That's awesome Just one night for people that were all over the world that never even knew her.
Blood: 24:37
Yep, there you go. That's really cool, that's awesome.
Dutch Daulton: 24:40
You know, i've been trying forever to get the city of richman To give us an after two beers day And I am almost ready to say you guys should have that day before us. There should be a blood and vampire a day. You should get a key to the city.
Blood: 24:53
That'd be dope, that'd be cool.
Dutch Daulton: 24:57
Well, I'll tell you that I love you guys. I I love what you're doing.
Blood: 25:01
Thank you.
Dutch Daulton: 25:01
Doing what you do, ignore the haters. Just people love you for what you're doing and and I think that's awesome She's got that's what I was gonna say.
Blood: 25:11
She made a shirt for the haters coming on our website and says haters gonna hate on. That's right, that's absolutely right.
Dutch Daulton: 25:17
You know what, if they're responding to you, even if they're saying shit, that's because they're watching.
Kimi Gibbler: 25:22
That's right.
Dutch Daulton: 25:23
That's you know. I would love for people to trash our show. I can't get them to watch, so I Well thank you again. So much. Again. You're on instagram, tick tock Facebook, you've got a followers page And you've got merch at black dog training Do you have any other events coming up that you want to talk about, or not relatively soon?
Blood: 25:46
All right cool.
Dutch Daulton: 25:47
All right, gibbler, this has been a fun show for us, i think, and this guy's coming to hang out. Uh, this is the first time I've ever had a scooter pull up in the middle of my podcast. That's kind of cool. All right, gibbler, i guess, without further ado, we will talk to them all next time after two beers